{"id":25,"date":"2008-02-08T00:01:19","date_gmt":"2008-02-08T05:01:19","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/?p=25"},"modified":"2008-02-07T22:30:51","modified_gmt":"2008-02-08T03:30:51","slug":"squirrels-are-cute","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/?p=25","title":{"rendered":"Squirrels are cute&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wolaver.org\/animals\/giraffe&amp;squirrel.jpg\" title=\"Giraffe &amp; Squirrel on wolaver.org\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wolaver.org\/animals\/giraffe&amp;squirrel.jpg\" alt=\"Giraffe &amp; Squirrel on wolaver.org\" align=\"right\" border=\"1\" height=\"225\" hspace=\"3\" vspace=\"3\" width=\"300\" \/><\/a>&#8230; and we taste like Czarbux.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s probably what the long-necked friend of mine was probably thinking when he gave me a lick just this morning. I don&#8217;t think that he managed to get a Czarbux kick from licking me, because I don&#8217;t even smell like Czarbux.<\/p>\n<p>*Sniffs self*<\/p>\n<p>Ooohhh&#8230;.. I take that back &#8211; I do smell like Czarbux Mocha-Mocha-Mocha.<\/p>\n<p>Heehee. I guess I need a shower. I couldn&#8217;t resist the Mocha-Mocha-Mocha just sitting there on the park bench. I had to get at it. Nuts lurves it.<\/p>\n<p>That will keep Nuts happy for the next few days.<\/p>\n<p>*Scampers away*<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8230; and we taste like Czarbux. That&#8217;s probably what the long-necked friend of mine was probably thinking when he gave me a lick just this morning. I don&#8217;t think that he managed to get a Czarbux kick from licking me, because I don&#8217;t even smell like Czarbux. *Sniffs self* Ooohhh&#8230;.. I take that back &#8211; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[44],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-tgis-thank-god-its-starbucks"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/madeleine.gillisonic.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}